Everyone’s favorite bundle of pitching fun turns 45 today.Throughout the years, Bartolo Colon has transformed himself from legitimate Cy Young candidate to mascot for entertainment in MLB. The party train continues this year, as Colon is putting together another odd yet effective season with the Rangers.What better way to celebrate “Big Sexy’s” birthday than with big, sexy GIFs? https://www.cardinalsedge.com/st-louis-cardinals/mark-mcgwire-jersey via GIPHYLet’s start with my personal favorite, Colon celebrating his girth in the Mets dugout. via GIPHYGoodne s, it’s like he never ages. The Keanu Reeves of baseball. via GIPHYI can’t I can’t look away Mark McGwire Jersey . via GIPHYColon has the plate coverage of former Mets great Jeff Francoeur. via GIPHYSuch a powerful swing. via GIPHYIf Colon steps away after this season, he’s got a future one of those guys who direct airplanes to the terminal on the tarmac. via GIPHYPerhaps this is the year Colon wins that ever-elusiveGold Glove. via GIPHYLet’s not forget the time Colon made the impo sible po Brett Cecil Jersey sible. via GIPHYHooray, Bartolo! He doesn’t just take the cake, he takes the whole bakery.happy 45th birthday, bartolo pic.twitter.com/iD5PttQCFd nick (@nick_pants) May 25, 2018Happy 45.